Burney Society Biennial Conference: McMaster and Parisian; Love and Fashion

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An 18th century trunk

Gentle readers and friends,

Now where were we? I hope you have not forgotten the Burney Society Biennial Conference? We had reached the later afternoon. Due to the unexpected popularity (sense of exclusion) that actuated large numbers of JASNA people to join the Burney people to listen to Juliet McMaster’s “Female Difficulties: Austen’s Fanny and Burney’s Juliette,” and the time it took for them all to obtain coffee and/or tea, and snacks, Prof McMasters was forced to rush through her talk and leave little bits off. Luckily I heard it again in the very late morning the next day so can convey the gist of what she said and a few notes. In the later evening after dinner at the Burney conference members performed scenes from Burney’s Love and Fashion.

The next day, Friday morning, the Burney group were given a tour of the Burney Centre at McGill: at the McGill center we saw all the tools and papers and microfilms and microfiches at the scholars’ disposal and were told something of their procedures. Catherine Parisian’s talk ended the conference. She linked The Wanderer to MP (both published 200 years ago — as well as Edgeworth’s Patronage, Scott’s Waverley) she mentioned the War of 1812, Napoleon’s abdication, but her focus was Burney’s life that year.

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To begin with Fanny in MP and Juliette in The Wanderer:

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Fanny’s trip with Mrs Norris in the carriage (dramatized in Ken Taylor’s BBC 1983 MP)

Prof McMaster’s most remarkable insight made me see Mansfield Park anew: she suggested that Mrs Norris so loathes Fanny because Fanny was to be her way of having a child with Sir Thomas; things go awry immediately in the first carriage ride where Mrs Norris finds Fanny’s personality to be deeply antipathetic to her own; Fanny’s crying and yielding personality sabotages Mrs Norris’s project and she hates her ever after. If you reread the 1st and 2nd chapters, you see a lot of language which supports this thesis. Prof McMasters brought the two novels together in the context of other women’s novels of the era also about women in distress: we also know Austen’s high opinion of Burney’s work from Northanger Abbey. In both novelists nature is a moral force, where the heroines endure trials demanding the greatest fortitude. In Fanny Price we see dramatized the pain of enforced passivity (we also see this in Anne Elliot); Burney’s Elinor Joddrell does not accept this kind of role, fiercely resisting this socializing, but when she is rejected for her rebellion, she tries to kill herself. We do find a free spirit in Mary Crawford, but note that it is Fanny who is the catalyst in the scene between Mary and Edmund in the attic where they act out of the lines from Inchbald’s Lovers’ Vows. Fanny knows deep mortification, distress, gnawing jealousy as she is bullied and pressured into accepting a role in the play taken on for its usefulness in erotic exploitation. Juliette’s adventures are as harrowing as those in a Hardy novel, reflecting the French upheaval, the nameless Juliette is hurled from job to job, showing the same reluctance as Fanny to display herself in public (she gives up means of support); her wanderings include an eloquent depiction of the blighted lives of seamstresses. Fanny is forced to come out of silence; Juliette is silenced for volumes. Juliette may be a picture of perfection, but she is jeered at in public; she hates making money, it’s embarrassing. It seems what gets in their way is their “delicacy,” their fear of exposure. She ended on the thought that now in 2014 that we females have left these paths of avoidance and repression no matter what the cost, we find new hard difficulties.

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I move to the concluding moving (poignant) matter of Frances Burney’s 1814:

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Norbury Park

Prof Parisian’s chosen topic was “Frances Burney in the year 1814,” and she showed what a tough year it was for Frances. Charles Burney died and Frances finds that her father’s wish that the estate be divided equally is thwarted by her brother, and nephews; the sales of The Wanderer are poor, part of the run destroyed. Burney has her £2000, but her husband remains in France (he had visited for 4 weeks but had to return while hoping for an ambassadorship); he has an appt with no pay, and Burney foresees that his health will not hold up (he was to die painfully of cancer in 1817). Her beloved and now dead sister, Susan’s oldest son died, and a crushing blow, Camilla cottage is sold, and she can do nothing about the money she sunk into the place as she has only a lease on the land. Her long-time friend Fredericka Locke sides with her son, saying that the cottage does not belong on the big estate. Frances goes on to endure penurious circumstances, sharing quarters with Charlotte over Sloane Street (they have no visitors, no carriage). Her apparently apathetic son, Alex incurs expenses;the only alternative for him is a military career in France, but this is unrealistic given what he is. (He is presented as hopelessly unworldly but I wonder if there is something else here: was he a homosexual man? autistic and disabled?) Burney begins to sell things to make ends meet. D’Arblay wrote a letter to the Lockes that offended and Frances intervened to smooth things over, but here she is a mature adult but finds she had no rights (over Camilla cottage) and where she has (her father’s wishes at least) cannot act in court on her own behalf. The bright future she had hoped for her older years did not happen.

How can I bring these papers together? Austen’s life also began to go seriously awry a year later, in 1815 when Henry went bankrupt and she began to show the first symptoms of her fatal illness. There is a mad abuse of Fanny Price in Mrs. Norris’s fierce castigating antagonisms, matched by scathing censure Juliette experiences in the worlds she wanders through. Perhaps it is not overstating to say these novels are expressionistic mirrorings of the inner and outer lives of their authors and their own enforced (and for Austen soon fatal) passivities.

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Bath where Austen and Burney both lived — contemporary photo of a bridge Austen and Burney both knew well

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I regretted very much that I was not able to stay for the performance of Act I, scene 2 of Burney’s Love and Fashion though I had read the play. This is an area of talent Burney was not permitted to allow to flourish and develop. Only recently have her plays been edited and even played:

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From a performance of The Witlings; a review of another performance (Houston, Feb 1998)

I can at least contribute Doody’s accurate reprise in her The Life in the Works:

Love and Fashion … is a stageable play … with many good things in it. Burney here uses the circumstances she had once sketched as the ground plan of the novel that became Camilla — the story of a family plunged into poverty, and the different members’ reactions to the change. Lord Exbury, his daughter, and his younger son Valentine are impoverished because of the extravagance of his elder son, Mordaunt Exbury. The family is forced to move to a humble dwelling in the country. Lord Exbury’s ward, Hilaria Dalton, good-hearted but volatile, flippant, and worldly, has doubts about life in the country, and is torn between Love (for Valentine) and Fashion, in the prospects offered by marriage with the wealthy if unpleasant Lord Ardville. Hilaria, who seems more like the original “Ariella” than does the ultimate heroine of Camilla, goes very near making the same mistake “Clarinda” almost makes, marrying a disagreeable old peer for his money. But Hilaria has little capacity for sentiment or self-reproach and a very strong sense of what she wants. When the fop Sir Archy Fineer woos her for” old Lord Ardville, her mind runs on the attractions of the life Ardville can offer:

Hilaria. Is it not provoking one can’t marry a man’s fortune, without marrying himself? that one can’t take a fancy to his mansions, his parks, his establishment, — but one must have his odious society into the
bargain?
Sir Archy. But think how soon you’ll be free.
Hilaria. No; I hate to think about people’s dying.
Sir Archy. But you don’t hate to think about people’s being comfortably wrapt in fleecy hosiery, –reclined on an easy chair, & unable, by the month together, to hop after & torment their fair Mates?
Hilaria. Why no — that is not quite so disagreeable. But, really, poor Women are cruelly off: ’tis so prodigious a temptation to be made mistress in a moment of mansions, carriages, domestics — to have Time, Power, & Pleasure cast at once at their disposal —
Sir Archy. And where is the cruelty of all this?
Hilaria. It’s [sic] accompaniment is so often discordant! If the regard of Lord Ardville be sincere —
why can he not settle half his wealth upon me at once, without making me a prisoner for life in return?

One recognizes in Hilaria the tone of the Frances Burney who had thought that “a handsome pension for nothing at all would be as well as working night and day for a salary.” Hilaria, analyzing the situation in which marriage is a lady’s only way to come at mansion, establishment, power, and pleasure, mocks and (with the help of Sir Archy) caricatures the powerful but strangely impotent and unnecessary male who can command all this data, and she has the same desire for choice that other Burney heroines have. She carries forward the theme of woman’s choice — of libido, if you will — so marked in Burney since Evelina first laughed in the fop’s face, and refused to dance with the man she found unattractive, intending to choose one she liked. Hilaria, of course, has to come about. When she hears that Valentine has been ruined at play and is being pursued by a bailiff who wants to arrest him, she accepts Lord Ardville’s present of jewels, in order to free her true love, even though that means she must accept Lord Ardville. Her act of self-sacrifice is misinterpreted by Valentine, though she is persuaded to break off with Lord Ardville by Valentine’s homily: “You wish … to unite Love with Fashion? … The happiness of true Love is domestic life: the very existence of Fashion is public admiration” (V.i.204-20S). Lord Arville, in order to get out of the embarrassment of being considered “a disappointed Man,” will not take back the jewels, pretending they were a free gift and that he had no particular interest in Hilaria. She gives the jewels to Lord Exbury, and from them, presumably, the family debts may be paid-a dubious transaction, sorting ill with the moral that ends the play: “What is there of Fortune or distinction unattainable in Britain by Talents, probity, & Courage? … Has a Man hands, & shall he fear to work for the Wife of his choice?” (V.iV.233).

Independence achieved through work — this moral is similar to that of The Witlings … Love and Fashion reflects Burney’s own pride in the choice she had earlier made of “love in rural poverty” with General d’Arblay, and a “retort courteous” to those who mocked and cut her.” But the play also peculiarly validates the choice of Sally and James in 1798 99 (Frances half-sister and brother who eloped to live together), for they had chosen love, poverty, and “domestic life,” if not in a cottage then in a slum up Tottenham Court Road. Sally and James act like distorting reflectors of Burney’s own values (289-92).

The cast and scenes performed.

It seems to me (humbly do I say this of course), that Burney’s play reflects the experiences of her own family and its insecurity and ways of surviving in a patronage culture. There is the bad careless brother for whom all is sacrificed, who however would not be a bad person given some other asusumptions and alternatives: Mordaunt Exbury whose best moment is his last: “I have been the ruin of yuou all, — & I feel cursed queer. I’ll go and lie down again.” This time the father is evasive (in Cecilia he was simply a hectically active sycophant).

In rehearsing Act III, the Burney players noticed a Freudian blockage in a line of Miss Exbury’s, lamenting that she doesn’t know about pin money. Burney wrote “now how my uncle can be so cruel…” but it ought to be “father.”

The autobiographical is ever central to her text. The tone of the play recalls (to me) the benevolent comedy of the era, yet the threat is much harder than say School for Scandal: real poverty, the marriage of a young girl to an old man. Again we see much sycophancy. Innis the maid is a character worth study — she is another form of heroine Burney relates to (silent, an exchange item between male servants). I was amused to find that Burney was concerned to mock the uses of ghosts on the stage: consciously she was not a gothic fiction writer.

To conclude with Doody’s thoughts on this play: Burney (understandably) is sympathetic to the “abused sycophant.” We see what toadying costs, the psychic penalties that warp a personality: “Burney is always interested in, and resentful of, snobbery and condescension, and keenly observes what different effects social tyrannies have on different people” and some of the play’s best lines are given over to Litchburn, the “fragile humbly explanatory toady (292-93).”

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The great actor, Clive Francis as Sir Roderick in a performance of Burney’s The Woman Hater at the Burney Center December-February 2007

Ellen

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Ellen Moody holds a Ph.D in British Literature and taught in American senior colleges for more than 40 years. Since 2013 she has been teaching older retired people at two Oscher Institutes of Lifelong Learning, one attached to American University (Washington, DC) and other to George Mason University (in Fairfax, Va). She is also a literary scholar with specialties in 18th century literature, translation, early modern and women's studies, film, nineteenth and 20th century literature and of course Trollope. For Trollope she wrote a book on her experiences of reading Trollope on the Internet with others, some more academic style essays, two on film adaptations, the most recent on Trollope's depiction of settler colonialism: "On Inventing a New Country." Here is her website: http://www.jimandellen.org/ellen/ No part of this blog may be reproduced without express permission from the author/blog owner. Linking, on the other hand, is highly encouraged!

6 thoughts on “Burney Society Biennial Conference: McMaster and Parisian; Love and Fashion”

  1. I enjoyed reading about both lectures, Ellen. The section on Mrs. Norris by MacMaster was very interesting. Mrs. Norris’ motivation has always been a problem for me. She’s so acid, seemingly for little reason, but Professor McMaster’s theory seems totally to fit the text. Thanks for posting these notes.

  2. Cast:
    Hilaria………………………Emily Friedman
    Hilaria’s internal struggle between the world of wealth and fashion and her love for Valentine (who suffers from “younger brother deficiency”) is the main emotional arc of the play. Miss Exbury brings out her frivolous fashionista, and Lord Exbury (her guardian and father of Valentine, Miss Exbury, and Mordaunt) brings out her natural sense of honor and duty. She will eventually offer to give her hand to Lord Ardville (with his “jewels and nabob muslins”) to save Valentine, though the spectre of Ardville’s public humiliation for marrying a young woman who loves another saves her from the marriage and for Valentine.
    Miss Exbury…………………Misty G. Anderson
    A cunning, materialistic, self-centered young woman who, along with her brother Mordaunt, has failed miserably to live up to the example of their noble father Lord Exbury. She hopes to marry the trendy and unscrupulous Sir Archy.
    Lord Exbury………………..Conrad Harper
    Lord Exbury’s fortunes have been nearly ruined by the extravagance of his eldest son Mordaunt, who has gambled and spent himself into crippling debt, and he fears he has been deserted by his younger son Valentine, who is in fact attempting to cover Mordaunt’s gambling debts. Lord Exbury’s brother, Lord Ardville, who bought his title after trading in the Indies and who now pursues Hilaria, represents new money, while Lord Exbury shows the vulnerability of old land-based wealth in an age of rapidly circulating fortunes.
    Davis ………………………Peter Sabor
    Davis is the entirely loyal Valet to Lord Exbury who is nonetheless given to comic exaggeration. He is also in love with Innis and competes with Dawson, Lord Ardville’s butler, for her attention. He shares a milder version of Innis’s fear that the new cottage, to which the family retrenches, is haunted by a ghost.
    Mordaunt Exbury…………..Marc Ducusin
    Lazy, selfish, and pleasure-seeking Mordaunt is the opposite of his father and his more dutiful younger brother. His fashion obsession is post-fop and proto-dandy, and, along with low entertainments, is the only thing that rouses him from his lax, languid state.
    Innis……………………… Jocelyn Harris
    Innis, along with Davis, is comic relief, but she is also hoping to rise beyond the attentions of Davis and Dawson to a gentle marriage, perhaps Mordaunt, Valentine, or Sir Archy, ideas planted by the “Strange Man” who poses as a fortune teller

  3. The excerpt enacted:

    ACT I, Scene 2
    [A magnificent Drawing Room.]
    Miss Exbury.
    This charming Sir Archy Fineer! how amazingly lucky he arrived before we were gone! I wonder [taking out a pocket mirror] how my hair looks—O, not amiss. I was sure that last ball would decide him. My dress was so becoming—I wonder if he will speak to Papa first, or to me.—Hilaria!
    [Enter Hilaria.] Hilaria.
    O Miss Exbury, I bring you the most enchanting news! That divine cousin of mine, Sir Archy Fineer —

    Miss Exbury.
    Pho —la!—what makes you suppose—how can you even imagine—dear Miss Dalton, what can Sir Archy Fineer be to me?

    Hilaria.
    To you? he is the most delightful creature upon earth to every body! He has just sent in cards to us all for a most superb fête to be given at his house next Tuesday.

    Miss Exbury.
    A fête? Indeed? Dear!—I wonder who it’s for! Do you think he has any particular object in view?

    Hilaria.
    Every object, I doubt not, that is pretty, or brilliant, or fashionable, throughout the metropolis.

    Miss Exbury.
    We shall just arrive in Grosvenor Square time enough to make our preparations. How amazingly lucky Papa & my Uncle have quarreled!

    Hilaria.
    The most fortunate thing in the world—though I am grieved at any vexation to Lord Exbury.

    Miss Exbury.
    But is not Sir Archy very angry at your rejecting my uncle Ardville?

    Hilaria.
    Angry? He is enraged. He has gathered it, I know not how, from the servants, & vows he shall never rest till he brings the union to bear. Union! What a word!

    Miss Exbury.
    Nay, Miss Dalton, if to preside in Fashion would make you happy –
    Hilaria.
    Yes, I acknowledge, as Lady Ardville I might be its very Empress—And nobody would like it better. But though, at a distance, Fashion seemed all I desired, when the decision rested with myself, my lord Ardville—pardon me, my dear Miss Exbury, I would not say any thing shocking of your Uncle—but really, his counteneance—his deportment—his Eyes—Oh!

    Miss Exbury.
    ‘Tis all true; yet if Love alone could have sufficed, my brother Valentine –

    Hilaria.
    Nay, did I ever deny that your Brother—that Valentine—but don’t let me talk nonsense. With my pitiful six thousand, joined to his pitiful five, we must both have been poor & obscure, &,consequently, miserable.

    Miss Exbury.
    Will you never, then, marry, till you can unite Love with Fashion?

    Hilaria.
    Never!

    Miss Exbury.
    But pray, now, do tell me,—don’t you think it is amazingly odd that Sir Archy Fineer should come down to my Uncle Ardville’s?

    Hilaria.
    Not at all. He’s my cousin, you know.

    Miss Exbury.
    How blind she is! as if people came to see their relations! [aside] You don’t imagine, then, Miss Dalton, that he had any sort of — rather — particular inducement?

    Hilaria.
    I have hardly seen him yet. He had been with Lord Exbury, or with your Brothers all the morning.

    Miss Exbury.
    With my Brothers?—Indeed!

    Hilaria.
    Yes.

    Miss Exbury.
    O then, I am sure… Do pray tell me if my Hair… don’t it look horrible? And this frightful dress—is it not amazingly unbecoming? I never happened to put my things on so ill before. An’t I quite horrid?
    Hilaria.
    By no means. You look remarkably well. But I must run and see whether Sir Archy has left Lord Exbury, for I have ten thousand enquiries to make of him. How I long to be gone, & quit the dreary, drowsy country, for London—animated London! [Exit.]

    Miss Exbury.
    I would give the World I had put on something prettier to day! Sir Archy has such delightful taste!—How happy I shall be with him! I wonder what settlement he will offer. Something very handsome, I make no doubt. But—do I look so remarkably well, I wonder? [taking out the pocket mirror.]
    [Re-enter Hilaria.] Hilaria.
    O Miss Exbury, I am quite alarmed! Intending to pass through the next room, which I thought empty, I surprised Lord Exbury alone, leaning upon a Table, with an air so absorbed & melancholy, so unlike his usually serene & chearful appearance, that I started back: but, hearing me open the door, he raised his Eyes, & I saw in them an expression of care & disturbance that struck me to the heart. I instantly withdrew; but heard him sigh so heavily, I would have given the World to have offered him some consolation.

    Miss Exbury [to herself].
    I am sadly afraid it’s because he don’t like Sir Archy!—so I suppose I shall have to go to Gretna Green!—and I have no tolerable travelling dress ready!—How tormenting!—Nothing in the least becoming!—And Sir Archy is so elegant!—he’ll hate any thing not pretty .

    Hilaria.
    To see Lord Exbury, my dear & honoured Guardian af flicted, makes me quit e unhappy. Surely he, whose whole study is to turn sorrow from others, should be spared it himself!

    Miss Exbury. [Enter Lord Exbury.]
    I wonder what he has said about pin-money [aside]—O, here’s papa!
    Lord Exbury.
    I fear, my dear Hilaria, I have startled you. I need not, I am sure, say how unintentionally. I must the less, however, regret it, since imperious necessity compels my immediate disclosure of the uneasiness with which you saw me oppressed.

    Hilaria.
    Uneasiness? Dear my lord! –

    Miss Exbury [to herself].
    I am afraid Sir Archy has offered something shabby.
    Lord Exbury.
    I will but enquire if Davis is returned, and then, my dear Girl, [to Miss Exbury] I must unfold to you—Alas, perforce!—a tale that will demand your fortitude as much as your attention.

    Miss Exbury [to herself].
    Yes, his proposals have certainly been very paltry! I could never have suspected Sir Archy of such meanness. I won’t go to Gretna Green with him, I’m resolved. ‘Twould be very indelicate. [Enter Davis.]

    Lord Exbury.
    O, Davis, you are come? Follow me to my room. The orders I have to give you admit no delay.

    Hilaria.
    Speak to him here, my dear lord, & let us retire till you summon us.

    Miss Exbury [to herself].
    How vexatious to go without hearing what he has said about the pin-money! For, after all, very likely it has been very handsome. I dare say it’s only Papa’s prejudice against Sir Archy.
    [Exeunt Miss Exbury & Hilaria.]
    Lord Exbury.
    Well, Davis, have you had any success? Have you seen any small house, or cottage, fitted for the style & family I described to you?

    Davis.
    O, a thousand, my lord!—one, however, hard by, that will just do.

    Lord Exbury.
    Hard by? I am sorry for that! But I foresaw not, when I gave you the commission, the events which now make this vicinity unpleasant to me. Have you seen nothing of this description more distant?

    Davis.
    Nothing, my lord, that’s been lived in so lately. The old house-keeper who shewed me this, told me its owners had not left it an hour.—That is,—not a week.

    Lord Exbury.
    It will be well-aired, then, & every thing now must yield to that recommendation. Hasten back, therefore, & see that it be instantly secured & prepared.

    Davis.
    It is completely ready now, my lord.

    Lord Exbury.
    We are all going hence, Davis, immediately.

    Davis.
    To London, my lord, to day?

    Lord Exbury.
    No, Davis, nor to-morrow. I know not when I may see London again.

    Davis.
    I dare say, my lord, Sims will have kept the house ready for your lordship’s return.

    Lord Exbury.
    I have ordered it to be sold.

    Davis.
    Your lordship means to live entirely in the country, then?

    Lord Exbury.
    How far distant is this cottage?

    Davis.
    Not three inches out of the Park, my lord—not five yards, I am sure. Which of your lordship’s seats am I to order to be got ready? Exbury Hall?

    Lord Exbury.
    I have directed it should be let.

    Davis.
    Let? —O, then—we are all together at Spring Lawn?

    Lord Exbury.
    I have instructed Sims to have that advertised.

    Davis.
    My lord?

    Lord Exbury.
    I mean, for the present, to reside at this cottage. Order the carriages, therefore, directly.
    Davis.
    This cottage, my lord? Why it isn’t so big as a nut-shell!—not big enough, however, for a squirrel to nibble one in.

    Lord Exbury.
    It will the better suit me! [Sighing.]

    Davis.
    Besides, my lord, people say it’s haunted!

    Lord Exbury.
    I have no time, & no taste, Davis, for idle stories.
    Davis.
    It won’t hold half the household.

    Lord Exbury.
    My household will be more than half diminished.

    Davis.
    Mercy on me!

    Lord Exbury.
    You are a good fellow, Davis, & though extravagant in speech, honest at heart. I have long found you a faithful, as well as a useful, domestic. It is painful to me to explain myself, but a calamity has fallen upon my family, that makes it necessary I should change my whole mode of living.

    Davis.
    Good lauk!—but I hope, at least, –

    Lord Exbury.
    I am sensible of your good will, Davis; but send off without delay to settle every thing for our reception.

    Davis.
    Am I not to write for some of the servants from town, my lord?

    Lord Exbury.
    I have employed Sims to discharge them all.

    Davis.
    Good lauk! good lauk! –

    Lord Exbury.
    ‘Twas an ungrateful office, but indispensible. If I am able, some years hence, to resume my usual mode of life, I shall s eek them all back; &, if any of them are not better provided for, gladly open my house to them. Pray, be quick.

    Davis.
    But I hope, my lord,—I hope, my most honoured lord –

    Lord Exbury.
    Send my daughter to me as you pass, & lose no more time.

    Davis
    Forgive me, my lord,—pray do—pray forgive me—but –

    Lord Exbury.
    What is the matter Davis?

    Davis.
    Only just let me make bold to ask—I hope, my lord, such an old servant as I am i’n’t to be discharged with the rest?

    Lord Exbury.
    I thank you, Davis; but your situation would be so changed, as to lose as much in pleasure as in profit.

    Davis.
    O my dear lord! I have been paid, an hundred and an hundred fold, for all my poor services already.

    Lord Exbury.
    I am glad you think so. But the place would be too hard for you. I shall keep, at present, only two men for everything, and –

    Davis.
    I will do the work of twenty—& twenty million, my dear lord!—to stay with you! –

    Lord Exbury.
    My good Davis! [laying his hand upon Davis’s shoulder.] We will surely, then, never part. I shall consider you, henceforth, as a friend.

    Davis.
    My honoured lord!—I feel so proud!—I can’t—hardly—keep the tears from my Eyes!

    Lord Exbury.
    Worthy creature!—but hasten to my arrangements. I will go to my daughter, however, myself. Your countenance, at this moment, would but give her new alarm. [Exit.]

    Davis.
    My dear good lord!—He has one comfort left, however, for he sees, now, that I serve him without the lucre of gain: & that’s more than that proud, ill-natured Lord Ardville, with all his fortune, will ever see, if he should live to be ninety methusalahs. Well, by what I can make out, your lords are much like other men; some good, some bad. My own’s of the best; & I would not but serve him, now he can hardly pay me, to be made forty Emperors—at least, not a Justice of the Peace. And, if Mrs. Innis would but think no more about young Gentlemen, I had just as lief be poor as rich—- that is,—if I can’t help it!
    END OF ACT I
    ACT III, SCENE 2
    [A dressing Room. Mordaunt walking up & down. Enter Miss Exbury.]
    Miss Exbury.
    O Brother Mordaunt!

    Mordaunt.
    What?

    Miss Exbury.
    How cruel is all this!

    Mordaunt.
    Is any thing the matter?

    Miss Exbury.
    The matter? Good Heaven! are we not all undone?

    Mordaunt.
    What, you think the country rather amusing?

    Miss Exbury.
    O Brother! is this all the apology you make for bringing us to such a miserable place?

    Mordaunt.
    Why what does it signify?

    Miss Exbury.
    What signify? To vegetate in this pitiful hovel? to have no better drawing room than this half furnished old chamber? Not to know how to put any thing on—

    Mordaunt.
    Nobody’ll see you.

    Miss Exbury.
    And do you think that a consolation? To be shut up from all amusements? not to know what any body does? not to see what any body wears? never to meet with any of ones friends—

    Mordaunt.
    You’ll miss very few people.

    Miss Exbury.
    You are always so easy about ones misfortunes! Do you know where Valentine is? My Father has seemed more unhappy at his so abruptly forsaking us than at all the rest.

    Mordaunt.
    Why what does he want with him?
    Miss Exbury.
    I believe he depended upon him for every thing. I am sadly afraid, Brother Mordaunt, he means to speak to you a little severely.

    Mordaunt.
    I think that likely enough.

    Miss Exbury.
    But how will your philosophy sustain hearing that Hilaria, at last, has consented to become Lady Ardville?

    Mordaunt.
    Lady Ardville? That’s rather awkward, faith.

    Miss Exbury.
    Awkward? Is that all you have to say to such shocking intelligence? Why, if our expectations are over from my uncle, who’ll think of us any more? We shall be entirely forgotten. Besides, how foolish it will make us look!

    Mordaunt.
    Not a soul will observe us.

    Miss Exbury.
    Only conceive her going about every where, in jewels & nabob muslins, while I may be making pastry in a yard wide cotton, and you & Valentine be clipping Hedges in Carter’s frocks!

    Mordaunt.
    I sha’n’t give my direction to a creature.

    Miss Exbury.
    La, Brother, if nobody see you, you care for nothing.

    Mordaunt.
    Why what is there to care for?

    Miss Exbury.
    Well, I wonder, at least; you don’t care about your own waistcoat, for I never saw you in such an ugly thing before.

    Mordaunt [starting].
    Ugly? What, my waistcoat?

    Miss Exbury.
    And Sir Archy Fineer had on the most beautiful one in the World.

    Mordaunt [eagerly].
    Had he? Do you know who’s make it is?

    Miss Exbury.
    Did not you remark it?

    Mordaunt.
    He had not taken off his great coat when I saw him. But—what sort of cut?

    Miss Exbury.
    I’m sure I don’t know, but ’twas amazingly pretty; & yours—pardon me,—is the greatest fright I ever beheld. I dare say Sir Archy would not be seen in it for a thousand pounds.

    Mordaunt.
    Do you think so? I’ll throw it to the dogs directly [walks up & down, disturbed, looking at his waistcoat.].

    Miss Exbury [to herself].
    Now how my Uncle can be so cruel —when my heart is so deeply engaged—as not to let me know, all this time, what Sir Archy has said about the settlement, & about the pin money!
    [Enter Innis.] Innis.
    I beg pardon—I thought my young lady was with you, ma’am. Now if it’s Mr. Mordaunt, I’ll watch well, and find him out. [aside.]

    Miss Exbury.
    No, Mrs. Innis. But what is the matter? You look fluttered.

    Innis.
    Any body would be fluttered, I believe, ma’am!—I only just went out a little way, at my young lady’s desire, to see if there were any pretty walks near the House, and, just as I came back, I was joined by Mr. Davis, and he says—he says—

    Miss Exbury.
    What does he say?

    Innis.
    Don’t be frightened, ma’am!—

    Miss Exbury.
    At what?

    Innis.
    Why he says—but, now, pray don’t mind it!

    Miss Exbury.
    Do tell what you mean?

    Innis.
    Why he says, ma’am—that we’re all come to a haunted house!

    Miss Exbury.
    How ridiculous!

    Mordaunt.
    So you don’t think Sir Archy would wear this waistcoat?

    Miss Exbury.
    Now I protest you dwell more upon that foolish waistcoat, than upon bringing us all into this barbarous disgrace! But pray, Mrs. Innis, have you heard the news about your young lady?

    Innis [simpering, directed to Mordaunt, who could care less].
    Y..e..s, ma’am—Mr. Davis was told it by Sir Archy himself, as he went away; so we had just a little chat about it, together. No, I don’t think it’s Mr. Mordaunt. He has not a bit the look of a lover. I dare say it’s Mr. Valentine. [aside. Exit.]

    [Mordaunt walks apart.] Miss Exbury [to herself].
    The settlement can’t b e very bad, I think . Let’s see; he has four thousand a year; & he’ll have two thousand more when his mother dies—& she is very sickly. And if his sister does not marry, there’s ten thousand to return to him at her death—& she looks very consumptive. And if his younger Brother should die without Children, there’s another five thousand—& he was in a very bad way last spring. O, it will certainly do! I feel my regard for him encrease every moment.—Besides, his uncle is so rich—& so fond of him—& every body thinks him in a decline —

    [Enter Davis.] Davis [to Mordaunt].
    My lord desires, sir,—

    Miss Exbury.
    O Davis, do tell us something of all this quantity of news. What is it Sir Archy said to you? And what is this story about a Ghost? And does my Father know any thing yet of Valentine?

    Davis.
    I am no great believer in Ghost stories myself, ma’am; but I was told, by the servants at Lord Ardville’s, that no less than seventy or eighty had been seen about this House & the grounds, six of which once appeared to old Mr. Litchburn—at least, one did.

    Miss Exbury.
    How disagreable!

    Mordaunt.
    Why you’re not so simple as to believe it?

    Miss Exbury.
    O dear, no!—And… what did Sir Archy say?

    Davis.
    That he was just going to fetch my lord Ardville to his intended Bride Miss Dalton.

    Miss Exbury.
    And does my Father know this new misfortune?

    Davis.
    Yes, madam; I thought it my duty to tell my lord immediately.

    Mordaunt.
    An awkward business enough, that.

    Davis.
    He was surprised, &, certainly, a good deal concerned; but lauk! you might have taken him for a Merry Andrew, —or a Punch, in comparison to what he was about t’other thing.

    Miss Exbury.
    What other thing, Davis?

    Davis.
    Mr. Valentine’s going so suddenly to London.

    Miss Exbury.
    To London?

    Davis.
    We found, at last, he had left word with Mr. Dawson, that he should tell my lord he was sorry he could not attend him, but he was obliged to go to town.

    Miss Exbury.
    And without even taking leave! O fie, Valentine!

    Mordaunt.
    What’s the use of taking leave?

    Davis.
    I never saw my poor lord so much hurt before. I thought I heard his heart-strings crack as I looked at him. And his face turned all blue that is, a sort of a blue green. But he has ordered me, sir, to request you would not be out of the way, for he wishes to speak with you, as soon as he has settled some business he has now at hand.

    Mordaunt.
    So I expected.

    Davis.
    Unless you prefer its being to-morrow morning.

    Mordaunt.
    O yes; by all means I prefer to-morrow morning.

    Miss Exbury.
    Are you not frightened, Brother?

    Mordaunt.
    About the ghost?

    Miss Exbury.
    No; about this interview with my Father?

    Mordaunt.
    What should I be frightened at? Do you think he will whip me?

    Miss Exbury.
    I do, indeed! though not with a rod of birch!

    Mordaunt.
    Well, give me a call, Davis, when he is ready, lest I should forget it, & be out of the way.

    Davis.
    Yes, sir. And I’d give a good five hundred pounds to p rove you were not my dear lord’s son- a month’s wages, at least. [aside. Exit.]

    Miss Exbury.
    Forget it? would that be possible, when you know what dreadful things he must have to say to you?

    Mordaunt.
    Nobody’ll hear them.

    Miss Exbury.
    O Brother!—But what can I put on, now, if Sir Archy comes to night? I have nothing ready.

    Mordaunt.
    Keep your chamber, then. [yawning.]
    [Enter Innis.] Innis.
    O ma’am!—my young lady’s walked out—and I have such a thing to tell her!

    Miss Exbury.
    What? what? Mrs. Innis?

    Mordaunt.
    Ay, how many more Ghosts have you conjured up?

    Innis.
    O Sir, don’t joke! for it’s all true! I have just heard all the whole particulars.

    Miss Exbury.
    What nonsence!

    Innis.
    I’m sure, ma’am, I wish it were nonsence with all my heart,—but it’s a lady, ma’am!

    Mordaunt.
    A lady? O, then, nonsence, certainly, is out of the question!

    Innis.
    Yes, sir, a lady, that died in the very house we are now in!

    Miss Exbury.
    How shocking!

    Mordaunt.
    What, you imagined people in this house lived for ever, did you?

    Innis.
    And she’s been seen walking in the very same cloaths she wore alive!

    Miss Exbury.
    How horrid!

    Mordaunt.
    You think, perhaps, she ought to have set you some new Fashion?

    Innis.
    And there’s been such a screeching heard since, between whiles, through the key-holes—

    Mordaunt.
    Every time the wind blew, I suppose? But you look pale sister? I really suspect you are afraid?

    Miss Exbury.
    I?—no;—I should like to see a Ghost of all things. I only wish Sir Archy would call, for this is just a story to divert him.
    Innis.
    I’m sure, ma’am, I’m glad you don’t mind it, for nobody so much as passes by the door, now, but o’ tip toe.

    Miss Exbury.
    What door, Mrs. Innis?

    Innis.
    Why that door, ma’am—There!—

    Miss Exbury.
    What do you mean? That’s my apartment.

    Innis.
    It’s the Ghost’s room, ma’am! [whispering.]

    Miss Exbury.
    The Ghost’s room?

    Innis.
    Yes, ma’am, it’s there the Ghost appears.

    Miss Exbury.
    How absurd! And where have you heard all this?

    Innis.
    Mr. Dawson, ma’am, came over just now from Lord Ardville’s & he told it all himself, for he knows it from old Mr. Litchburn.

    Miss Exbury.
    How silly! Send me the house keeper, however. I’ll desire her to put a stop to such rumours.

    Innis.
    She’s been gone this hour & more, ma’am; for when she found we were crowded so bad, she gave us out all the things she had in her care, and went away, before any of us knew of the house being haunted, except Mr. Davis; and he was unpacking for my lord till after she was gone.

    Miss Exbury.
    I hope you don’t suppose I care about this idle tale, Brother Mordaunt,—but yet—I think—I was thinking —suppose you were to occupy that room,—& so let me have yours?—Will you, Brother?

    Mordaunt.
    What, you are afraid of being taken for the
    Ghost yourself, are you? Well, let’s see what condition it’s in.

    Innis.
    O lud, sir! You won’t go there alone?

    Mordaunt.
    Why not? What would you have me fear? A puff of wind? Or the flutter of a moth? Or a fly caught in some old cobweb? [goes in.]

    Miss Exbury.
    Mrs. Innis, come hither! [whispers] Don’t think me frightened, for all this only makes me laugh—but I shall find some other room to sleep in; only take no notice of it;—& fetch out all my things yourself, unknown to any body.

    Innis.
    I? good lud, ma’am, how can you think to ask me such a thing?

    Miss Exbury [peeping through the door]. Well, Brother?

    Mordaunt [re-entering].
    No; it’s wor se accoutred than my own. It wo n’t do for me.

    Miss Exbury.
    O, it does not matter.

    Mordaunt.
    But, pray, what’s that closet locked for?

    Innis.
    O sir, I hope you did not meddle with that closet?

    Mordaunt.
    Why? Is it bewitched?

    Innis.
    It’s there the Ghost is, Sir!

    Mordaunt.
    Let’s have a look at it, then.

    Innis.
    O no, sir! stop! stop!—When the housekeeper agreed with Mr. Davis about the house, she said he could not have the use of that closet on account of something particular. She owned to that herself! but Mr. Davis, knowing nothing, then, about the Ghost, asked no questions. And now, she has taken the key away with her.

    Mordaunt.
    Well, then, Mrs. Innis, since the Ghost is locked up, you’ve nothing to fear.

    Innis.
    La, sir, a Ghost is not like to such a person as I!

    Mordaunt.
    That I’ll be sworn!

    Innis.
    I never heard to the contrary but what it could come as well through a key-hole as through an open door.

    Mordaunt.
    I wish Lord Ardville would have lent me a Horse. I don’t know how to get on with the afternoon.

    Miss Exbury.
    O, if you were to ride out, Brother, I dare say you would meet with thousands of your acquaintance—all so curious & inquisitive!

    Mordaunt.
    My acquaintances? O the d–l—I won’t be seen by a soul.—What shall I do?—Can’t you help me, Mrs. Innis? Have you found out nothing in these parts good for the spleen? No Wake? no Pig-race? no fortune telling? no—

    Innis.
    Fortune telling?—O yes, sir! There’s a fortune- teller who keeps walking all about so, one can’t stir but one meets him.

    Mordaunt.
    Is there so? I think I’ll try what that will do for me.

    Miss Exbury.
    Sure, Brother, you won’t go out, now Papa may want to speak to you.

    Mordaunt.
    O, ay, true! I did not recollect that. I’ll take a nap, I think, then. [Exit.]

    Innis [to herself].
    No, no; it’s not Mr. Mordaunt. A snow ball, or a lump of Ice, is just as like a l over a s he is . It must be Mr. Valentine. That’s sure.

    Miss Exbury.
    Come, Mrs. Innis, quick!—help out my things.

    Innis.
    Lud, ma’am!

    Miss Exbury.
    Make haste! make haste!

    Innis.
    Why then, ma’am, will you go in first?— [visibly frightened]

    Miss Exbury.
    Pho, pho—how can you be so silly?

    Innis.
    And just give a little peep through the key-hole of that closet, to see if you can see any thing?

    Miss Exbury.
    I? No, indeed!—I don’t like to take so much trouble.

    Innis [looking in].
    Dear ma’am—I do think I hear something moving!

    Miss Exbury.
    Where?—where?—

    Innis.
    In that corner—yonder—Do pray, ma’am, step
    & see if it’s any thing.

    Miss Exbury.
    Not I, in deed ! I have no such sill y curiosity. [retreating.] Go in, Mrs. Innis.

    Innis.
    O dear ma’am, what alone?

    Miss Exbury.
    Why you’ll soon be back, you know.

    Innis.
    O dear, I could not for never so much!

    Miss Exbury.
    Pho, pho; I’m close behind you— go in, I say.
    Innis.
    O dear me!—[peeping in] Ah!

    Miss Exbury.
    What’s the matter?—Do you hear any thing?

    Innis.
    I thought I did, I’m sure!—such an odd sort of rustling!—something just like I don’t know what!

    Miss Exbury.
    Nonsence! Come, let’s go in, and bring away the things together.
    [They go in. A loud screaming is heard from the inner Room. Re-enter Miss Exbury, running, & holding up her hands.]

    How frightful! How horrid! [Exit.]

    [Re-enter Innis, who stumbles in passing the door.]
    Innis.
    O ma’am!—O stay, stay for me! —The Ghost is at my heels!

    A Voice Within.
    Innis!

    Innis.
    O, it knows me!—O mercy!—[kneels.]

    Voice Within.
    Innis!

    Innis.
    O! it calls me!—I’m dead! [falls on her Face.] [Enter Valentine, softly.]

    Valentine.
    What is all this? Why do you lie there?

    Innis.
    No offence, I hope!—I dare not lift up my head!—no offence, I hope!

    Valentine.
    Offence? I am all amazement!

    Innis [fearfully looking up].
    La! if it is not just like to the shade of Mr. Valentine!

    E.M.

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